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officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

Post by officialhamlet (via sleepytimesatan)
August 2, 2014 at 12:24 AM | Post Permalink | 8,880 notes



Signs of an Elder Goth?

brokenponycutiemark:

the-glamour-ghoul:

You’ve seen the “Goth Look” get co-opted by mainstream fashion so many times that you no longer get snarky and dramatic about it- instead, you patiently wait for the trend to fall out of vogue so you can score great clearance items.

"Seven dollar black lace shirt? Yes, please! Clearance bin of patterned fishnets?? SCORE!"

Shhhhhhhh some secrets are too powerful for the wee ones!

Post by the-glamour-ghoul (via toxiskforfalla)
August 2, 2014 at 12:23 AM | Post Permalink | 584 notes



spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

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August 2, 2014 at 12:21 AM | Post Permalink | 172,182 notes



dorkvader:

neon-casket:

this cat is chubby halloween

THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON

(Source: geniuscat)

Post by geniuscat (via crysanthemvms)
August 2, 2014 at 12:21 AM | Post Permalink | 174,205 notes



hitlersasshole:

grawly:

kootiepie:

saki-hyuuga:

gangbanglerfish:

WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!????

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did some of you guys really think they were older than 18

what the FUCK

I THOUGHT THEY WERE ADULTS

(Source: )

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August 2, 2014 at 12:21 AM | Post Permalink | 237,832 notes



aperfectbookshelf:

bigbookadventures:

It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.

The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened

Post by bigbookadventures (via lemongrubz)
August 2, 2014 at 12:20 AM | Post Permalink | 27,983 notes



halofarm:

avenger-doctor-castiel-holmes:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

The pope is just so fucking chill I love it

"Gays? Sure, that Catholic Church is open to everyone"

"Aliens? Sure, the Catholic Church is open to everyone"

Modern pope for the modern world.

Post by traceexcalibur (via punkhale)
August 2, 2014 at 12:19 AM | Post Permalink | 92,430 notes



thecutestofthecute:

crowley-for-king:

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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August 2, 2014 at 12:18 AM | Post Permalink | 423,633 notes



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August 2, 2014 at 12:17 AM | Post Permalink | 15,846 notes



imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

Post by imperfect000000 (via crysanthemvms)
August 2, 2014 at 12:16 AM | Post Permalink | 202,419 notes



toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

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August 2, 2014 at 12:16 AM | Post Permalink | 228,643 notes



ex0skeletal:

In case you’re sad here are some buns.

Post by ex0skeletal (via amortaldothapproach)
August 1, 2014 at 11:13 PM | Post Permalink | 90,047 notes



confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I am against feminism because feminists believe that people should be evaluated on their merit and not their gender and I believe that the blender is trying to kill me.
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Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I am against feminism because feminists believe that people should be evaluated on their merit and not their gender and I believe that the blender is trying to kill me.

Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth

Post by confusedcatsagainstfeminism (via amortaldothapproach)
August 1, 2014 at 11:12 PM | Post Permalink | 203 notes



What is 50 shades of grey about? And what's so bad about it?
-Anonymous

valeria2067:

middleclassreject:

dysonrules:

aconissa:

50 Shades of Grey was originally fanfiction based on the Twilight series, which was then published as a novel (along with 2 subsequent books). It sold over 100 million copies around the world and topped best-seller lists everywhere. It’s about to be adapted into a film, set to come out early next year.

It follows a college student named Ana Steele, who enters a relationship with a man named Christian Grey and is then introduced to a bastardised and abusive parody of BDSM culture.

While the book is paraded as erotica, the relationship between Ana and Christian is far from healthy. The core mantra of the BDSM community is “safe, sane and consensual”, and 50 Shades is anything but. None of the rules of BDSM practices (which are put in place to protect those involved) are actually upheld. Christian is controlling, manipulative, abusive, takes complete advantage of Ana, ignores safe-words, ignores consent, keeps her uneducated about the sexual practices they’re taking part in, and a multitude of other terrible things. Their relationship is completely sickening and unhealthy.

Basically, “the book is a glaring glamorisation of violence against women,” as Amy Bonomi so perfectly put it. 

It’s terrible enough that a book like this has been absorbed by people worldwide. Now, we have a film that is expected to be a huge box-office success, and will likely convince countless more young women that it’s okay not to have any autonomy in a relationship, that a man is allowed to control them entirely. It will also show many young men that women are theirs to play with and dominate, thus contributing to antiquated patriarchal values and rape culture.

REBLOG FOREVER.

Boycott this fucking movie, for the love of god. These kinds of ideas are dangerous and set us back as a society 

Boycott, boycott, boycott. As said above, BDSM is not the problem. It is also not present in 50 Shades. 50 Shades is abuse; it is not BDSM.

Post by aconissa (via creepylittlekiwi)
August 1, 2014 at 11:12 PM | Post Permalink | 105,094 notes



tree-stump-palace:

whentherestrouble:

smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

important

shout this loud.

Post by smoochums (via shoelar)
August 1, 2014 at 11:08 PM | Post Permalink | 307,319 notes




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