i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
Signs of an Elder Goth?
You’ve seen the “Goth Look” get co-opted by mainstream fashion so many times that you no longer get snarky and dramatic about it- instead, you patiently wait for the trend to fall out of vogue so you can score great clearance items.
"Seven dollar black lace shirt? Yes, please! Clearance bin of patterned fishnets?? SCORE!"
Shhhhhhhh some secrets are too powerful for the wee ones!
my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero
this cat is chubby halloween
THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON
WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!????
did some of you guys really think they were older than 18
what the FUCK
I THOUGHT THEY WERE ADULTS
It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.
The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened
I smell trouble brewing
The pope is just so fucking chill I love it
"Gays? Sure, that Catholic Church is open to everyone"
"Aliens? Sure, the Catholic Church is open to everyone"
Modern pope for the modern world.
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field
When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
In case you’re sad here are some buns.
I am against feminism because feminists believe that people should be evaluated on their merit and not their gender and I believe that the blender is trying to kill me.
Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth
What is 50 shades of grey about? And what's so bad about it?
50 Shades of Grey was originally fanfiction based on the Twilight series, which was then published as a novel (along with 2 subsequent books). It sold over 100 million copies around the world and topped best-seller lists everywhere. It’s about to be adapted into a film, set to come out early next year.
It follows a college student named Ana Steele, who enters a relationship with a man named Christian Grey and is then introduced to a bastardised and abusive parody of BDSM culture.
While the book is paraded as erotica, the relationship between Ana and Christian is far from healthy. The core mantra of the BDSM community is “safe, sane and consensual”, and 50 Shades is anything but. None of the rules of BDSM practices (which are put in place to protect those involved) are actually upheld. Christian is controlling, manipulative, abusive, takes complete advantage of Ana, ignores safe-words, ignores consent, keeps her uneducated about the sexual practices they’re taking part in, and a multitude of other terrible things. Their relationship is completely sickening and unhealthy.
Basically, “the book is a glaring glamorisation of violence against women,” as Amy Bonomi so perfectly put it.
It’s terrible enough that a book like this has been absorbed by people worldwide. Now, we have a film that is expected to be a huge box-office success, and will likely convince countless more young women that it’s okay not to have any autonomy in a relationship, that a man is allowed to control them entirely. It will also show many young men that women are theirs to play with and dominate, thus contributing to antiquated patriarchal values and rape culture.
Boycott this fucking movie, for the love of god. These kinds of ideas are dangerous and set us back as a society
Boycott, boycott, boycott. As said above, BDSM is not the problem. It is also not present in 50 Shades. 50 Shades is abuse; it is not BDSM.
women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby
shout this loud.
Welcome to Platform 9¾
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Just a lonely Goth blogging her way through life.
Cisgendered female, preferred pronouns: she/her, etc
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